by
Nona Beaumont
A
few months ago, I gave up talking to men. Not that it had ever been a huge
pastime of mine. Kind of like my habit of “giving up dieting for Lent,” or
“giving up shopping,” when a closer examination would reveal the bank accounts
are empty and the credit cards are maxed. Saying that we “give up” something, instead of that we “can’t have” something, creates the illusion of power, of choice. Having problems with
delusion? Be strong, proactive, powerful: Choose illusion!
My
giving up talking to men did not happen by simple default. It was a
very deliberate, and very specific, decision -- a choice I made the day my
[male] therapist kicked me out of therapy. Ever since that day, I have had the best
conversations with men. It has been so good that I decided to write this book
to share my secret.
I guess I should
start with the specifics -- defining terms is always important, and even more
so in a world where everyone is lying. So, I’m going to try to shake off the
delusion that is so common it’s like air. I’m going to be honest. And you are
fortunate to have found this book, because just like everyone is breathing,
everyone is lying to you (except me, of course).
You may ask,
“Nona, how do you reconcile the fact that you say ‘I’ve given up talking to
men,’ and then go on to also say that you now have the best conversations ever
with men? That seems contradictory -- even crazy. Why should we listen to you?”
Good questions. Now stop pretending you already know the answers and we just
might get somewhere.
It’s really more
about perspective. The fact that these conversations have for the most part
been “imaginary” is incidental. Some people have real conversations with
imaginary people. THAT is crazy. You see them
shuffling around in twenty layers of clothing, kicking a can as they mumble to
someone who isn’t there. What I do is the exact opposite, and therefore,
I conclude, it is perfectly sane:
I have imaginary
conversations with real people. Doing so keeps your toes dipped in
reality while not causing passers by to cross to the opposite side of the
street for fear of tripping on your imaginary buddy’s imaginary knapsack; plus, it’s so
much safer than having real conversations with real people -- they will only
hurt you... like my therapist hurt me the day I gave up talking to men.
The above is an excerpt from the introduction to my introductory book.
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